Blorph

Town — Hallows — Conversation

When: During All Hallows' Eve; after first meeting Blorph.

• “Oh, what fun!”
• “Costumes and masks everywhere...”
• “Finally, I can blend right in!”
• “I can walk right up to someone's house, and knock on the door!”
• “If only it could be All Hallows’ Eve every day!”
• “I hope you're having fun, too.”

Player’s home — Married-life morning — Initial conversation

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the morning (6:00–9:59 AM); one of four conversations is chosen for the day.

• “Good morning!”
• “I woke up early today, because I couldn't sleep!”
• “For some reason, I just keep thinking about stuff, and it got me all excited.”
• “I decided to get out of bed and make some tea to start the day.”

Player’s home — Married-life morning — Initial conversation

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the morning (6:00–9:59 AM); one of four conversations is chosen for the day; available once per day.

• “Here, have some!”
• “Even though I don't drink it, making it sure calms me down, for some reason.”
• “I hope the day treats you well - I have a good feeling about it!”

Player’s home — Married-life morning — Conversation

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the morning (6:00–9:59 AM); one of four conversations is chosen for the day.

• “It's so nice to be living above ground!”
• “The smell is much nicer, there are no strange sounds, and of course... you're here!”
• “When we first met down in those sewers, I sure didn't think that fate would lead us here!”
• “The gods sure work in mysterious ways.”
• “I'm feeling a bit restless today.”
• “Perhaps I'll do some cleaning to keep myself busy!”
• “Doot doo doo~”
• “Boy, am I ever fidgety today!”
• “I don't mind it though, I like to putter around and fiddle with things!”
• “I'll get lost in thought, and before I know it, boom! I'm baking a cake!”

Player’s home — At home — Initial conversation

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the night (9:00 PM–5:59 AM) or during bad weather after 10:00 AM; one conversation is chosen for the day.

• “Welcome home, my love!”

Player’s home — At home — Initial conversation

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the night (9:00 PM–5:59 AM) or during bad weather after 10:00 AM; one conversation is chosen for the day; before choosing “Gossip” or “Drink Tea” that day.

• “...What shall we do..?”
  • Player responses: “Gossip”; “Drink Tea”; “Nothing”

Player’s home — At home — Choice response

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the night (9:00 PM–5:59 AM) or during bad weather after 10:00 AM; one conversation is chosen for the day; before choosing “Gossip” or “Drink Tea” that day; the player chooses “Gossip”.

• “Oooh... okay.”

Player’s home — At home — Choice response

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the night (9:00 PM–5:59 AM) or during bad weather after 10:00 AM; one conversation is chosen for the day; before choosing “Gossip” or “Drink Tea” that day; the player chooses “Drink Tea”.

• “Lovely...!”
• “I'll put the kettle on...”
• “I don't much like drinking it myself, but there's something so relaxing about making tea.”

Player’s home — At home — Choice response

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the night (9:00 PM–5:59 AM) or during bad weather after 10:00 AM; one conversation is chosen for the day; before choosing “Gossip” or “Drink Tea” that day; the player chooses “Nothing”.

• “...Some other time, then....”

Player’s home — At home — Conversation

When: After marrying Blorph, at the player’s home during the night (9:00 PM–5:59 AM) or during bad weather after 10:00 AM; one conversation is chosen for the day.

• “Sometimes, it's hard to remember that there's a whole entire town outside.”
• “It might sound odd to someone who goes out a lot, but I think most people feel similar.”
• “After all, there's a whole world outside our town, too.”
• “Oh, hello.”
• “I was just doing a bit of cleaning.”
• “I never had a T.V. at my old place.”
• “I feel like I'm discovering a whole new world!”
• “I try not to go out very often.”
• “There are some folks in town that I get along with.”
• “But, to most folks, I just look like another monster.”
• “You'd never guess it, but I'm half Dripper.”
• “On my mother's side.”
• “I can be so jumpy, sometimes.”
• “I saw a rat yesterday, and I screamed so loud!”
• “I thought I might wake the Old Ones...”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Initial conversation

When: After the first introduction, in the Sewers; one of seven ordinary conversations and positions is chosen each day, unless Blorph has moved into the player’s home.

• “Oh.. hello again.”
• “I'm glad to have a visitor...”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Conversation

When: After the first introduction, in the Sewers; one of seven ordinary conversations and positions is chosen each day, unless Blorph has moved into the player’s home; before receiving Blorph’s sick-day Large Coin Box gift.

• “Oh... hi!”
• “I'm having a weird day.”
• “I seem to be more ooze-y than usual.”
• “Perhaps I ate something strange...”
• “Ooooh.... actually, I really don't feel well...”
• “Ooooh.... thank you.”
• “I feel much better now!”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Conversation

When: After the first introduction, in the Sewers; one of seven ordinary conversations and positions is chosen each day, unless Blorph has moved into the player’s home.

• “It's always nice to have a visitor..!”
• “Make yourself at home...”
• “I was just cleaning up some of this trash.”
• “It just piles up, and up, and up.”
• “It never ends...”
• “I'm not even sure exactly how it gets here. Every day I wake up, and there's just more trash.”
• “Oh yeah, here's something I found in the garbage.”
• “It seems perfectly good to me.”
• “It can be trouble sometimes, living on the middle-floor like this.”
• “The footsteps from the world above can make it hard to sleep sometimes.”
• “And... the sounds from below can be even louder.”
• “Neighbors above... Neighbors below...”
• “*Sigh*”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Encounter

When: After the first introduction, in the Sewers; one of seven ordinary conversations and positions is chosen each day, unless Blorph has moved into the player’s home.

• “Shhh.... I'm hiding!”
• “Oh... I hope they don't find me...”
• “...Oh no! Here they come!”
• “WOW!”
• “I can't believe you defeated them!”
• “I was just minding my own business, and they started chasing me.”
• “I may look like them, but I'm certainly not as tough...”
• “Here, a thank you gift is in order.”
• “It can be tough sometimes, living down here in the sewers.”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Conversation

When: Before the first introduction to Blorph; at Sewers.

• “Eek!”
• “What are you doing in my house?!”
  • Player responses: “Uhh... Just visiting.”; “You live in this dump?!”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Choice response

When: • Before the first introduction to Blorph; at Sewers
• After meeting Blorph; at Sewers; the player chooses “Uhh... Just visiting.”.

• “Oh... a visitor... oh my!”
• “I... don't get many visitors....!”
• “Uhh...”
• “Would you like some tea...?”
  • Player responses: “Yes”; “No”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Choice response

When: • Before the first introduction to Blorph; at Sewers
• After meeting Blorph; at Sewers; the player chooses “Uhh... Just visiting.”; the player chooses “Yes”.

• “Okay... here you go!”
• “...Make yourself at home!”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Choice response

When: Before the first introduction to Blorph; at Sewers; the player chooses “Uhh... Just visiting.”; the player chooses “No”.

• “Oh... uhh... okay, well...”

Sewers — Daily conversation — Choice response

When: Before the first introduction to Blorph; at Sewers; the player chooses “You live in this dump?!”.

• “Ahhh!!”
• “It's not much, I know...”
• “But, it's all I have!”
• “Please, uhh...”

Sewers — Monday/Sunday schedule — Initial conversation

When: During the "Egg" Festival; after first meeting Blorph.

• “I saw some weird eggs up above, so I'm hiding!”

School — Edwin END — Conversation

When: After completing this group’s School investigation and returning to the lobby; Blorph gives the parting gift when neither Edwin nor Ellie has strictly higher friendship than both other members of the group; this includes a tie for highest friendship.

• “Finally, it's over!”
• “My oh my... I thought we were gonna' die!”
• “My slimy little heart is beating so hard...”
• “But... it was sort of fun, in a way!”
• “I'm sure glad you were here though, we'd have been toast for sure!”
• “You're really amazing!”
• “Oh yeah, here - I found this in the sewer on my way here.”
• “You've earned it!”
• “I better get going, I'm a little out of my element here.”
• “I hope I'll see you again soon!”

School — Initial conversation

When: On entering the girls’ bathroom with Edwin, Ellie and Blorph, after telling the group in the front office about the Schoolgirl’s mirror instructions.

• “Do we really have to do this?”
• “I have a terrible feeling...”

School — Conversation

When: In the girls’ bathroom, after the group’s conversation about the mirror and before defeating Hungry Sister.

• “...”

School — Initial conversation

When: In the girls’ bathroom, immediately after defeating Hungry Sister, during the group’s closing conversation.

• “That was terrifying!”
• “But... I'm glad it's over!”
• “I agree, let's get out of here!”

School — Initial conversation

When: On returning to the front office entrance after the Schoolgirl in the inner office explains how to summon Hungry Sister.

• “I was getting worried!”
• “We've been hearing... "strange" sounds in the hallways...”
• “Grumbling and groaning... and a muffled voice!”
• “I-I-I..”
• “...I am scared, yes!”

School — Choice response

When: On returning to the front office entrance after the Schoolgirl in the inner office explains how to summon Hungry Sister; the player chooses “I think I know what was making those sounds...”.

• “Oh, no! ...Do we have to?!”
• “At least I probably don't taste very good...”

School — Conversation

When: At the front office entrance, after the group agrees to investigate the girls’ bathroom mirror and before the bathroom reunion.

• “The girl's bathroom...”
• “But, I'm not even a girl!”
• “Or a boy, for that matter...”
• “Though I suppose it doesn't matter, if the school's closed!”

School — Initial conversation

When: During the reunion in Classroom 107, after bringing Blorph out of the sewer passage and before the group agrees to keep searching for the crying Schoolgirl.

• “Ah!”
• “I-I-...”
• “Uhh... h-hello?!”
• “...Do I know you?”
• “Oh! Wow... Uh, that's terrifying!”
• “Oh! Uh... I'd like that!”
• “You bet! I'm certainly not dangerous.”
• “But... this place doesn't feel very safe, either!”

School — Choice response

When: During the reunion in Classroom 107, after bringing Blorph out of the sewer passage and before the group agrees to keep searching for the crying Schoolgirl; the player chooses “I found a sad little girl”.

• “Uhh... Yes... I guess I'll tag along..!”

School — Conversation

When: In Classroom 107, after Blorph agrees to join Edwin and Ellie’s search for the crying Schoolgirl.

• “Oh my...”
• “Just what have I gotten myself into?!”

School — SewerCloset — Conversation

When: During Edwin’s school investigation, after the crying Schoolgirl drives the player into the sewer passage; approach Blorph at the end of the passage.

• “Eeeeeeek!!!!”
• “Oh my... it's you!”
• “I thought you were that creepy schoolgirl, coming to get me!”
  • Player responses: “Blorph?!”

School — SewerCloset — Conversation

When: During Edwin’s school investigation, after the crying Schoolgirl drives the player into the sewer passage; approach Blorph at the end of the passage; the player chooses “Blorph?!”.

• “Yes... I know, this sure is an odd place to be bumping into each other!”
• “I was actually just minding my own business, wandering around in the sewers, when I found an odd little passage.”
• “I poked my head out of it to see where it led... and I fell!”
• “I just slipped right through the opening and fell out, onto the floor in this weird closet.”
• “But, the opening was too high up, and I couldn't get back in!”
• “I went down this hallway to see where I was... and there was a creepy schoolgirl crying in the corner!”
• “But... I sure am lucky to have run into you!”
• “I'm feeling a lot less scared now, that's for sure!”
  • Player responses: “The little girl is gone for now.”

School — SewerCloset — Conversation

When: During Edwin’s school investigation, after the crying Schoolgirl drives the player into the sewer passage; approach Blorph at the end of the passage; the player chooses “Blorph?!”.

• “I ran back in here, all the way to the end of this hallway, and have just been waiting for her to go away so that I can escape.”

School — SewerCloset — Conversation

When: During Edwin’s school investigation, after the crying Schoolgirl drives the player into the sewer passage; approach Blorph at the end of the passage; the player chooses “Blorph?!”; the player chooses “The little girl is gone for now.”.

• “Really?!”
• “Well... let's get out of here, then!”

Gift reactions — Gift reactions

• “Ah! Wow! Look at that!”
• “What a crazy looking ring!”
• “It's beautiful!”
• “... It's a what?!”
• “What does this mean?!!”
• “MARRIAGE!!!!”
• “Ahh!!! I can't believe it!!”
• “Yes! Absolutely!!!”
• “Of course I'll marry you!!”
• “Eeeek!!!!”
• “You've made me the happiest slime that ever lived!”
• “Wow, Thanks so much! I really love this.”
• “Ugh... I absolutely hate these.”
• “Thanks, this is great!”
• “Uhh, thanks...I guess?”

Gift reactions — Gift reactions

When: After giving Blorph a disliked gift.

• “...Why would you give this to me...?”

Blorph Gossip — Initial conversation

When: Choose “Heard any interesting gossip?” while speaking to Blorph; the topic is chosen for the day, and the Treasure Map 8 topic is available only until that map has been received.

• “Well, something strange that I've heard is that there's a door down here somewhere, with a slimy keyhole.”
• “It's been locked for ages, but... I know where the key is!”
• “A long time ago, someone came down here and unlocked the gate.”
• “It seemed like they were checking on something they put in there.”
• “They came down from the sewer entrance near Greystone Estates.”
• “So... my guess is that they live there!”
• “Well, that's just a thought, anyways...”
• “Who knows where it could lead, or what it leads to!”
• “I'll bet it's some exotic, far away land...”

Blorph Gossip — Initial conversation

When: Choose “Heard any interesting gossip?” while speaking to Blorph; the topic is chosen for the day, and the Treasure Map 8 topic is available only until that map has been received.

• “Well, I found something very peculiar in the trash recently.”
• “It isn't gossip really... but, it's so strange, it gets my imagination going!”
• “It's an old treasure map, it seems.”
• “Here, you can have it!”
• “Such a mystery, right?!”