Shopper

Mall — Request or task

When: After giving Pizza to the Gatekeeper.

• “My favorite restaurant is "Burgers Burgers Burgers".”
• “...Maybe I'll find a new favorite restaurant.”

Mall — Conversation

When: After giving Pizza to the Gatekeeper.

• “But... it hasn't been open for a while.”
• “And... I can hear strange sounds coming from behind the counter, in the kitchen...”

Mall — Conversation

When: After hearing this Shopper’s first conversation about the sale and Weather Channel.

• “This mall is... wonderful... I love it here...”
• “Now... where'd I put my shopping list...”

Mall — Conversation

When: While Build-A-Wife requires a Toy Heart.

• “What an ugly piece of garbage...”

Mall — Initial conversation

• “Hey... didn't you hear? There's a sale happening!”
• “I haven't been able to find it yet... but it ought to be around here somewhere...”
• “Where'd I hear about it?”
• “On The Weather Channel, of course! Where else?!”
• “There's some pretty amazing stuff in this mall.”
• “I found a clump of old hair under a bench.”
• “I even found some sweet looking scissors in the bathroom, and a wet plastic bag.”
• “Oh yeah... the stores have some pretty cool stuff for sale, too.”
• “*Sigh*”
• “This old mall just isn't what it used to be...”
• “It's sad how things can change over a lifetime.”
• “It used to be nearly empty. One store. Not a sound.”
• “Now, you can barely hear yourself think with all the footsteps and chatter.”
• “I miss the days when you could hear a pin drop in here.”
• “But, that's business for you...”
• “I'm so glad that we have our very own mall, even though the town is fairly small.”
• “It's pretty lucky that there was already a mall here in the same woods that the town would be built in.”
• “Nature is just crazy like that sometimes.”
• “Really makes you think.”

Mall — Task in progress

• “You ought to tune in... there are deals out there, just waiting for us...”

Mall — Task in progress

When: While Build-A-Wife requires a Toy Heart.

• “Have you seen that Toy Heart in the vending machine?”

Town — Initial conversation

• “I've heard there are lots of stores underground.”
• “I know there's one right near a sewer entrance, but there are some that are more difficult to find.”
• “I probably shouldn't talk about it here, though. Don't want to advertise the competition!”

General Store — Conversation

When: This Shopper’s door-side conversation in the General Store has no confirmed normal-play unlock.

• “What do you think's behind that door?”
• “I've never actually seen anyone go back there.”
• “Hmmm....”

Ultra Video — Initial conversation

• “Shopping can be so tiring...”
• “Sometimes it takes me all day to get everything I need.”
• “At least I don't have to commute home, though. I just use a bit of dark magic and warp straight there.”
• “Thank the gods for ancient conveniences.”
• “...........................”
• “............go away.”
• “I can never decide what movie to pick out...”
• “Usually, I get so overwhelmed that I just rent the same thing over and over again.”
• “"Attack of the Zombie Chainsaw Dentists from Space"”
• “It's a classic.”

Ultra Video — Initial conversation

When: this interaction has not yet been completed.

• “...Wait... you don't know how to warp?”
• “Wow, that's crazy.”
• “I learned the ol' warp ritual in 3rd grade when I was in school.”
• “Our education system is really going downhill these days.”
• “Here, I'll show you how to warp.”
• “There, now you'll get back home in no time.”
• “There's nothing I can do to help you shop faster, though...”

Sports World — Initial conversation

• “Now that's what I call sports.”

Music Store — Initial conversation

• “Me? A music fan?”
• “Oh, no no no.”
• “I'm allergic.”
• “I'm here shopping for my daughter.”
• “She is very interested in keyboards.”
• “I like music as much as the next skeleton, but how does a shop like this even stay open?”
• “There are probably enough instruments in here to supply half the town.”
• “Who's buying this stuff...”

Pet Shop/Nursery — Initial conversation

• “The seeds here aren't very typical.”
• “They can be a bit pricey and unconventional, but they grow some wonderfully unique plants.”
• “I tend to think of them as a bit of an investment.”

Pet Shop/Nursery — Villager — Initial conversation

• “I'm not very good with typical farming. I always forget about my plants and kill them.”
• “So, fruit trees are perfect for me. They practically take care of themselves!”

Mall and Mall Mines — Initial conversation

• “Doing some shopping..?”
• “You look a bit odd for this floor...”
• “But, who knows.”
• “Maybe you'll find what you're looking for...”
• “Until then... we're stranded.”
  • Player responses: “I have them right here”; “I'll see what I can find...”
• “Ahh... the bustle of a shopping mall.”
• “Sales around every corner.”
• “The smell of ancient sea water.”
• “And... sore feet, from all this tile.”
• “But... not for long.”
• “Gosh, I couldn't pick.”
• “You can't order this view over the phone, that's for sure!”
• “Gotta come to the mall for that.”
• “I like it over here.”
• “It's quiet.”
• “I forgot my wallet at home.”
• “I suppose I won't need it anyways, in the sea...”
• “Did you come from above?”
• “Who am I kidding... of course you did.”
• “The mall's open to anyone, but...”
• “Don't go meddling.”
• “I hate the smell of fish.”
• “What a decision I've made...”
• “You should turn back, fleshy one.”
• “Without scales and fins...”
• “Master will have little interest in you.”
• “Well... the doors are open now.”
• “If you do go in... best not to bother him.”
• “What to buy, what to buy...”
• “Oh, right.”
• “Seaweed.”
• “Not a lot of selection, but all the essentials.”
• “A fine shop.”
• “I shouldn't have come shopping on an empty stomach.”
• “I'm so hungry, I just want to buy everything.”
• “I always work up quite the appetite, when I spend all year shopping.”
• “Great prices, good friends, and soggy pizza.”
• “What more could a fish ask for?”
• “But, my rival comes after I've gone, and always beats it...”
• “Am I doomed to always be second best?”
• “I'm not far enough along to enjoy the pizza quite yet.”
• “But, the ambience is nice.”
• “I'm going to buy a few extra slices.”
• “For the journey.”

Mall and Mall Mines — Initial conversation

When: this interaction has not yet been completed.

• “Oh... looking to cross?”
• “Well... the bridge is down, I'm afraid.”
• “It happens all the time, down here.”
• “We usually just build a new one when it goes.”
• “But... I'm all out of building materials.”
• “This is terrible, just terrible...”
• “It's just so typical of that stupid Greg, too...”
• “...Oh, sorry. I didn't realize I was talking out loud.”
• “It's just... my idiot brother!”
• “He's gone ahead and started without me.”
• “It's just way too early, you know?”
• “If you start too soon, you get too big.”
• “And now... we can't get any shopping done at all!”
• “Not in his state, anyways...”
• “I knew he shouldn't have been playing with that strange vial.”
• “Even if it was so beautiful...”
• “Well, there's nothing to be done about it now. There's no going back.”
• “I don't mean to be hogging the store like this. I locked him inside, so he wouldn't cause trouble.”
• “But, it's time that I unlocked the door.”
• “...”

Mall and Mall Mines — Request or task

• “If you come across any, bring me 10 Damp Planks and 5 Damp Nails, and I'd be happy to fix it.”
• “If you come across any, bring me 20 Damp Planks and 10 Damp Nails, and I'd be happy to fix it.”
• “If you come across any, bring me 40 Damp Planks and 20 Damp Nails, and I'd be happy to fix it.”
• “Huh? My favorite store?”
• “If you come across any, bring me 30 Damp Planks and 15 Damp Nails, and I'd be happy to fix it.”
• “I keep getting the high score on my favorite arcade machine.”

Mall and Mall Mines — Choice response

When: the required amount or check is satisfied; the player chooses “I have them right here”.

• “Ahh... these are perfect.”
• “Just give me a moment...”
• “There... all set.”

Mall and Mall Mines — Choice response

When: the required amount or check is satisfied; the player chooses “I'll see what I can find...”.

• “Good luck...”
  • Player responses: “I'll see what I can find...”

Mall and Mall Mines — Conversation

When: Mall Bridge 1 Built is active.

• “See you on the other side...”

Mall and Mall Mines — Conversation

When: After defeating the Giant Man-Fish during the missing-brother request; this interaction has not yet been completed.

• “Oh, so you killed him, did you..?”
• “That figures.”
• “He was huge, after all.”
• “Here, a little something for the trouble.”
• “Serves him right for not listening to me...”

Mall and Mall Mines — Conversation

When: After defeating the Giant Man-Fish during the missing-brother request.

• “Now, it's finally time for some shopping...”

Mall and Mall Mines — Pizza Shop — Initial conversation

When: this interaction has not yet been completed.

• “Hmm... you don't look like the "kelp" type.”
• “... Building supplies?”
• “I might have a few, kicking around...”
• “I could part with them, for the right price.”
• “I don't think you'll have the proper currency to buy our famous pizza...”
• “But... we do have a separate stock, for human money...”

Mall and Mall Mines — Pizza Shop — Initial conversation

• “Want to buy some building supplies?”
  • Player responses: “Shop”; “Nevermind”
• “Come again...”
• “Care to buy something?”
  • Player responses: “Shop”; “Nevermind”
• “Have a soggy day...”

Mall and Mall Mines — Fish Shopper — Initial conversation

• “I'm a pescatarian.”
• “How does that work now?”
• “Who knows...”
• “Sure glad I've got gills.”
• “I can eat real fast, and won't choke.”
• “Before I was a fish, I was a goth.”
• “But, now you can't really tell.”
• “I still enjoy the music, though.”
• “I'm glad I can still breath air for a little while.”
• “I can enjoy the surface for a bit, before I go.”
• “*Munch munch munch*”
• “Ahh... one last meal, before the big swim.”
• “I like mine so soggy that the pepperonis float a bit.”
• “I've always been a freaky fish like that.”
• “Now that's a good pizza.”